* You are not one for violence, but you suddenly want to karate chop the woman who is coming towards you with hands outstretched to rub your belly like Buddha.
* You just love when people tell you the following phrases:
- You are huge! (Really?!?! That is what I have been dying to hear ?!?! )
- You must be ready to go any minute! (No,actually I have two more months but thanks.)
- You haven't had that baby yet?!?! (Sorry to disappoint you )
* If anyone stands in your way of having a meal....well, good luck to them. (Including your hubs)
*Suddenly the gentle woman you have always strived to be turns into a mama lion when ANYTHING happens to one of your children. I think I have even found myself snarling...that's right.....lip back...growling)
* You can go from ranting to crying to laughing...all within 5 minutes.
* You wonder how you could possibly get any bigger....then you do.
* You have the strangest dreams , when you sleep at all, like giving birth to cats, giant babies and giving birth in the jungle.
* Having a shooting pain that starts in your tush and shoots like a dagger down your leg.
* Burps that cannot be stopped or quited and are as loud and long as a trucker. Usually these escape when your in the middle of church or a parent teacher conference. Classy.
* The baby gives you a swift kick in your special lady parts and you automatically grab your crotch. Most the time in public.
*** Not trading one burp, pain, sleepless night for the wonderful joy that is motherhood!