* You can go from ranting to crying to laughing...all within 5 minutes.
* You wonder how you could possibly get any bigger....then you do.
* You have the strangest dreams , when you sleep at all, like giving birth to cats, giant babies and giving birth in the jungle.
* Having a shooting pain that starts in your tush and shoots like a dagger down your leg.
* Burps that cannot be stopped or quited and are as loud and long as a trucker. Usually these escape when your in the middle of church or a parent teacher conference. Classy.* The baby gives you a swift kick in your special lady parts and you automatically grab your crotch. Most the time in public.
*** Not trading one burp, pain, sleepless night for the wonderful joy that is motherhood!