There are certain phrases that I have found myself saying as a mama. Things that make my head tilt and give myself a mental head slap. Things that if I heard someone else saying without seeing the situation I would seriously consider hilarious/ scary/ weird. Here are some things that my friends and myself have said lately...- Stop drilling your sisters head.
-We don't eat with our feet
- Mama's nose is not for exploring with your fingers
- No, Mama does not have a Penis
- Don't ride the dog
- When we were little we didn't even have air conditioning!
- That's not a man
- Eat the ones off the floor first!
- Eyes are not for touching
-Please don't lick your brother even if you are a Cheetah
- Hug and release
- When the cat makes that noise it means she doesn't like that
- If you use the potty you can have a whole bag of M&M's!!
- That doesn't go in your nose.
What are some things that you have said lately? I would love to hear them!
Have a happy Wednesday!
2 comments:
Ha! My girlfriend and I were talking about this just the other day! I have recently heard myself saying things like:
If you hiss at me again, you will go to your room.
I don't care if you eat spaghetti with your hands--just eat!
And the one I am most proud of---
If you break the legs off that chair, I will break the legs off your body!
"Please don't cut the dog's hair with your safety scissors."
"Don't feed your sister glue and potato chips!"
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